Contract drafted by Jen Keats:
Once signed this contract is forever binding. This
contract may only be broken by coming to a more
agreeable resolution with the holder of said contract,
one ‘Pumpkin Lagoon. Any attempts to break the
contract through secret or nefarious means will
immediately forfeit the signer’s soul to one
Pumpkin Lagoon. He may deign to accept a
firstborn child in place of this soul, or another
payment that is deemed acceptable. The favor
owed must be repaid in full at any time and any
place that one Pumpkin Lagoon chooses!

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