Contract drafted by Jen Keats: Once signed this contract is forever binding. This contract may only be broken by coming to a more agreeable resolution with the holder of said contract, one ‘Pumpkin Lagoon. Any attempts to break the contract through secret or nefarious means will immediately forfeit the signer’s soul to one Pumpkin Lagoon. He may deign to accept a firstborn child in place of this soul, or another payment that is deemed acceptable. The favor owed must be repaid in full at any time and any place that one Pumpkin Lagoon chooses! X_____________